Bra Thief VS Lara Croft – Gold Version is live
This is a fast roguelike-runner where you play a dirty little goblin whose only job is to steal bras from strong women and drag them into goblin traps.
You sneak up on Lara Croft, rip her bra off, and immediately start running for your life while she tries to put a bullet in your head. Your goal is simple: stay alive long enough to reach the end of the path where your goblin friends are already waiting. Once she falls into the ambush, the whole tribe strips her and takes turns using every hole.
Controls are straightforward but punishing. Jump only when she aims low. Stay on the ground when she aims high. Dodge bullets, flying rocks, birds, spiders and scorpions. One wrong move and the chase ends with you dead.
The game runs straight in the browser. No download. Works on phone, tablet and PC. Touch controls on mobile, keyboard or gamepad on desktop.
Gold Version gives you the complete art gallery – all 905 dirty pictures of Lara getting robbed, chased, stripped and used. Resolution stays at 720p. You also unlock 15 full animated scenes so you can watch the goblin do his job and the tribe finish what he started.
The sharp 1440p files and the remaining 62+ scenes with full hentai voice acting stay locked in Platinum.
Gold is the solid middle option: full art collection plus a proper set of animations. Platinum is still the complete no-limits package.
Changelog
Changelog | Bra Thief VS Lara Croft — v1.1
What’s new
- First chase is now a short tutorial: dodge low shots with a jump, high shots by staying down, then deal with a rolling stone. After that you’re on your own.
- Full Italian translation (UI, shop, help, and every goblin line).
- Menu and gallery now have hover/click sounds (tied to SFX volume).
- Crows have a faint red glow so they don’t vanish on dark maps.
Balance
- One stolen bra now fully heals all hearts of the goblin (Buy in the Store).
- Pepper Boost: +75% speed for 7 seconds (scales a bit with upgrades). The music speeds up with you.
- Scorpions and spiders bite instead of instantly flattening you. Scorpion = 1 heart, spider = 2. You only go down when hearts run out. A spider bite makes the goblin panic-hop with a much messier fountain.
- After a Bro save or Friends Watching, the goblin dashes past stones instead of landing face-first on them.
- When you finally reach the Bros in the ambush, crows panic and fly off, scorpions bail, and stones miraculously stop spawning. Dying on the finish line just got a lot harder. All for you, dears.
Fixes
Wildlife (spider/crow/scorpio) no longer spawns and run away while Bros or Friends (Ambush/Bro Summon Skills) are on screen.
First-run shot lanes no longer cheat (low shots hitting jumpers / high shots hitting runners). Lara is not so crazy now.
